Here's another Gem from the aformetioned
Lowbrow.com
When I was about 13, I asked my dad, "What's a cult?". He said, "Well son, they give all sorts of strange rules to follow, and you can never question what the leaders say. They try to take your money, and sometimes they might wear strange outfits or chant things over and over again."
I said "Hmm. Sounds like church."
Dad was speechless.
From the mouthes of babes.
chuckle